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factorial february 

When you masturbate n! times. n meaning the current day in February. Similar to Destroy Dick December, just deadlier.
It's the 29th of February, so I have to jerk 29! times 8841762000000000000000000000000 times. Yay! Well, factorial February was fun, but my balls are dead.

Family Friendly February 

It’s an event starting February 1 until February 28/29 where you can’t swear for a whole month
Jeff: Fuck this girl dude
Bob: Yo remember it’s Family Friendly February u can’t swear or you are out.

Forbidden Finger February 

This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.
Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.

9th of February 

9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.
Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February

The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people
9th of February by Hyperplay3r December 18, 2019

Flaming Furries February 

The month where, no matter what, furries must be burned on sight.
anti-furry: hey nerd its Flaming Furries February so you must burn
furry: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

February 15th 

Camaro Day. This is the day that you will, one way or another, receive a Camaro
Me: Yo what day is it today?
Chris: Oh shit, its February 15th. I'm bout to go and cop myself a Camaro real quick
February 15th by Perk 90 October 16, 2019