Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my
pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating
pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this
man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February
The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people