Fathead

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.

Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

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Angry Father

When you're having sex with a girl and right before you finish off you pull out and beat the living shit out of her.

That bitch pissed me off, so I gave her the ol' angry father.

by KSings March 8, 2009

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Our Father

When a priest is having sex with a young boys clinched thighs.

i was at father mcmurphys house when he told me he wanted to do the our father.

by GKAuto April 14, 2009

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A "politically correct" alternative to "motherfucker", apparently for using when you want to swear at a woman. (Yes, apparently, you can be PC and still swear - as long as you don't imply a masculine standard of sexual normality by using male-gendered swear-words against women).

It implies the "engulfing" of the dick in the fanny.

Actually, I think this is quite a cool insult, PC or not. It is especially good because you can use it against PC people.

c.f. father-encloser.

Oh fuck off, you stupid PC father-engulfer!

by Andy April 27, 2004

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