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Facebook air post

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.
"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."
by buzzloaf April 28, 2010
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Annoying Facebook Girl

The girl on Facebook who:
-Post hundreds of photos of just herself.
-Under each of the hundreds of photos comments "I look so ugly in this one."
-Brings the endless amounts of drama she creates in her life onto Facebook with her.
-Has a new boyfriend every week.
-Marries her best friend on Facebook.
-Has a Facebook status explaining how she is "so upset right now"

Also a meme.
-Says all guys are the same.
-Is a complete attention whore.
-Uses hashtags on Facebook.
-Is part of the 'Most beautiful teen competition'
-Post bikini pictures cropping out her face
-Does duckfaces
"Gosh, Whitney is such an idiot on facebook"
"I know, what an annoying facebook girl."
by 20GnarGnar12 December 14, 2012
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Facebook Fags

A group of 2 or more males that write regularly on eachother's facebook walls phrases such as "Hey Cutie", "Love Ya", Hey Sexy"...
These homosexual phrases are usually followed up by several cyber smiley faces and/or hearts.

In most cases this Facebook Fag conversion indicates slightly or full blown sexual interest in the male that they're are flirting with on facebook. Basically, they are truly fags and NOT trying to be funny.

They could easily text this gay conversation but they choose to let the world see how much of facebook fags they are by making it wall posts.
Fag 1: "Hey !! :)"
Fag 2: "Heyy Cutie <3"
Fag 1: "<3 I miss you :("
Fag 2: "I miss you too buddy :'( <3"
Smart Guy: "Wow you guys are facebook fags and nobody likes you"
by dinoosuaarr July 11, 2010
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Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.
(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
by Krpec11 February 8, 2010
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Facebook PDA

A "Public Display of Affection" on Facebook. Examples include wall posts and status updates.
Mike Smith wrote on Stephanie Miller's Wall:
"Hey Sexy, Just wanted to let you know how much I love you<3 ;-)"

Stephanie Miller wrote on Mike Smith's Wall:
"Wow... Into Facebook PDA much?? lol I love you too baby<3"
by BoilerUp February 19, 2009
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Facebook Stalking

To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.
I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.
by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009
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Facebook Friend

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
by PopKull October 28, 2010
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