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Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.
Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!
by Diabolical Pigg June 5, 2023
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Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma
Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."
by swirlyskull May 5, 2023
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Frosty Porthole

When you're giving someone head on a yacht and they cum on your monocle (or glasses)
Over the weekend we were out on the water and my bf gave me a frosty porthole.
by ladyfrecklefish November 18, 2025
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frosty tongue

When a guy sucks on an ice cube and then eats a girl out
Man that guy just gave me the best frosty tongue ever!
by Native tone July 11, 2015
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Frosty Knickers

A person who is sexually frigid and unlikely to be sexual, even with a reasonable partnership match.
Frosty - as in barren, frigid, unfertile, too cold to show any signs of life in there/unwilling to have any life in those knickers/panties under any circumstances. Frosted over so as to be immovable to allow access to what is clothed by the knickers/panties.
Not to beconfused with voluntary or enforce chasticy, Incel, celebacy, sapiosexual or demisexual.
"That person has Frosty Knickers/Panties - they resist any kind of sexual talk or respectful approaches because they're irrationally oppositional to having sex with their perfect Partner who they would otherwise find highly sexually attractive."
"Damn girl! Have you got Frosty Knickers now you've got me into your bedroom, I thought you were joking about looking at your etchings."
by MattJKing71 November 29, 2021
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Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
I told them to suck my frosty long john.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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