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Early Drinking

A completely socially acceptable cocktail or three before a date to ease the nerves
I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text
by ArnoldPalmer82 October 30, 2017
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early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.
Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart
by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017
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Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)
Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"
by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017
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earloids

i need earloids” said the old man.
by jimwaterss May 8, 2018
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early days of aviation

Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.
The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.

Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
by Jebediah Splitter January 31, 2018
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earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds
Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.
by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018
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Earloaves

A really loud YouTuber that no one knows exists. He rarely makes videos but when he does they are....interesting.
Guy 1: you know earloaves?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: well don't look him up. please
by Bois Boiman May 28, 2018
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