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Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021
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Doing a Cleary

1) participating in heterosexual anal sex before losing vaginal virginity. This is usually done accidently.
LOL so you were doing a cleary
by flyingleopard October 3, 2010
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doing a dodwell

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.
by Harryrenners April 21, 2016
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do a dozen

To use a whole box of condoms in one sexual encounter.
"That girl was so thick I took her home to do a dozen."
by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006
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doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.
Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.
by ital cherry June 25, 2009
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Doing the Thing

/THiNG/
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.
Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“
*Damien has done the action of leaving in regards to being mad”
by Cockmuncher33 November 15, 2022
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doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.
Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.
by sexypigeon May 16, 2014
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