Diarrheading

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019

Diareren

An action (verb) that is best described by someone shitting themselve . This is a very usefull technique to get out of any social encounter.

Bradley: 'i want to go home and get away from this party but don't know how to'
Aline: 'if i were you i would be busy diareren all over this party'

by Isnietserieusmaarwelgrappig December 29, 2019

Diarrhea

Diarrhea is the sensation you get when you just ate 10 metric shit tons of Taco Bell for lunch.

"I love Taco Bell diarrhea in my burritos!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

diarrhe-rrhe

A person who is the most explosive and vile of stupid shits. The diarhe-rhe is so stupid as to be offensive, kinda like the smell of their name sake.

Jess is so stupid she pisses me off. She's a diarrhe-rrhe!

by darkknight430 January 7, 2020

Diarrhea tsunami

Different than a fart tornado, wet feces rains in a storm winds of 100mph or more with floods of loose stool

Joseph Asbury, your face is a diarrhea tsunami.

by Youbetyourass March 5, 2020

Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020