Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.

1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.

1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

bag curse

When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.

“Omg bro you were so hungry you just got bag curse”

by MilkyBag October 21, 2019

xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow

person 1: shit you died try to win the gulag
person 1:oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020

street curse

When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.

Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.

by El Nuez July 17, 2020

NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020

mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020