Garlic Crotch

A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.
Kevin was unable to attract any female partners due to his constant Garlic Crotch.
by Skee Rooster August 04, 2010
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crotch bang

When you slide down a stripper pole(or any pole)and you hit your crotch hard against it and hurt your crotch.
Kyky Diamond was sliding down a stripper pole and messed up and hit her crotch as she slid down ,ooff I just slid down the pole and crotch banged it-definition by H Lazz
by Hlazzer September 20, 2017
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crotch noodle

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.
Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.
by "The" Irish Mark February 22, 2009
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crotch ball

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.
Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!
by Albizu August 10, 2006
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crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some
Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post
by The dominator October 15, 2005
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crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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hot crotch

When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.
I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.
by Jonny wiekels October 04, 2007
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