Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

thiccy cream

Thick n’ creamy but way more sexual.

This creme Anglaise is thiccy cream!

by MooMoove our the way February 15, 2023

Cream Beetweens

My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.

Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016