soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman May 22, 2011

Cracker Barrel

The Whitehouse.

The president's staff at The Cracker Barrel released Michael Flynn's resignation letter as soon as the letter was translated from the original Russian.

by markód February 14, 2017

Cracker Attack

~When a white person battles you in a freestyle

~When a white person attacks or fucks you up.

~Yo I wanna Cracker Attack.

~Imma Cracker Attack you bitch

by U no who I am Stephanie December 30, 2004

cracker asshole

"cracker asshole" the definition for a shit on white guy

dude you so got cracker assholed last night

by Allen Douglas May 6, 2008

cracker face

When a person acts like a cracker. Usually used as an insult.

- Like, seriously, I was like all over him. Like, it was soo fun. Like, legit.
- Shut up you cracker face.

by n0wayitsem April 27, 2008

Snatch Cracker

This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.

Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!

by Mrs. Crass July 10, 2009