Cooper

I think he might be gay but idk

The guy might be a cooper

by Batsman’s Dana April 16, 2023

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A guy who will use you for sex because he doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings, he just wants ur badass body, don’t fall for a cooper because you will just get hurt.

This guy is using me for my body, what a surprise because his name is cooper”

by Laceestigger April 16, 2023

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cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.

some rando: "bro that boy is so nice who is he"
me: "that, that is cooper. the loml"

by Jasmine Porter May 1, 2023

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The guy everyone has to meet; everyone must meet Cooper once in their life.

"Hey dude, did you meet Cooper?"
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling May 10, 2023

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The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023

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Cooper

It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.

If you say call somebody cooper then they will get offended.

by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023

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