south carolina condom

The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.

I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.

by ziggy muffins April 24, 2011

Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016

Concomitant Bozack

The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:

Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.

Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.

"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"

"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."

by BGre December 13, 2007

Conbot

A type of weasel, usually seen in small burrows. It is known for its incredible stupidity and its amazing ability to be terrible at anything and everything it does. The Conbot is one of the few natural examples of a jackass of all trades. The singing of the Conbot is lethal to all those who hear it.

Frank was found dead after listening to a Conbot rendition of Hey Jude

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Chongo

A Filipino word that means MONKEY.

It is an insulting word in the Philippines to call someone "chongo" as it implies primitive minded like that of a monkey

You are so clumsy like a chongo

by jakexavier May 28, 2014

condom in back pocket

it is a good luck charm during parties. It states that you will not get caught by the police.

thank god you put your condom in back pocket, i don't feel like getting cought.

by partyanimal223 January 20, 2009

Suede Condom

Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"

Man, she played me like a Suede Condom

by C Bizzle May 24, 2005