chunk

A fat chink. Usually named Ran Zhang.

Ran's a fuckin chunk!

by Wyatt b quiet October 15, 2003

Clunker

The final sake bomb that puts you over the edge at a sushi restaurant is called a Clunker based on the sound it makes when one foolishly and drunkenly slams it in the glass.

Waitress: "CHING CHONG CHAAAANG!"
ME: "NAAAAAH BITCH!!! I WANT A CLUNKER!"

by AJ Lickits July 7, 2017

Arabian Clunkadore

When you wrap a string around your testicular sack, soak the string in lighter fluid and then light the string on fire. You then dip your sack in ice water and your balls fall off. Now you've got a nice drinking glass, or better yet... A gift to give your family for the Holidays!

Jesus: "Man! If i had a nice set of arabian clunkadores I would totally suck my dad's penis!"
Mother Mary: "OH BOY! Fuck me dry! You sacrificed yourself for our sins and now i'm going to finger myself to death!"
Jesus: "JESUS CHRIST BITCH! THAT'S EEEERRRROOOOTTTTIIIICCCC!"

by JAMES-EARL-JONES November 27, 2013

chunkles

the layers of fat that "chill" on the bodies of fat people;the unsightly roll of skin that may be shown above the jeans

may be used as: "That girl has some serious lil' CHUNKLES hanging out there!"

by ~*meredith meador February 20, 2004

Chunk't

To be "chunk't"

1. To be in such immense hysterics that one is unable to breath. Such an experience is highly enjoyable and is scientifically proven to improve life span.

2. To have a phenominal rack. Such a title is only given to girls marked 11/10. This is a highly cherished achivment for the female species.

3. To look so stupid as to seem as if posing as a short, Chinese, gymnast.

4. To be rich in marrow and carrot

(Also tied with the Yiddish word of the same spelling meaning short to medium length trou.)

1. "omg! i am so chunk't right now man! I love you!"

2. "Wow! That chick is chunk't!"

3. "hahaha LOL AT UR FACE! You look proper chunk't! O DEAR!"

4 "Man that guy looks so chunk't! That carrot must be 4ft long!"

by Henry n's Nat February 26, 2008

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

Chunk

A fat person of East Asian descent (esp. Chinese) c.f. Chink

Derogative. Racially abusive.

"Look at that Chunk over there coming out of the restaurant"

by Simianleftturn November 16, 2009