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fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.
by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017
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How to Cause Pain

1. Put your hand at their waist
2. Hold onto the muscle
3. Turn your wrist 360 degrees
4. Don't let go
5. Wait for it
(6. Run for it)
How to Cause Pain:
A: does the 6 steps
B: *screams in agony and start to chase after
by Wifisystemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 24, 2019
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Santa Claus

A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.

Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.

This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.

Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
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Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!
by Ashley' December 31, 2003
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wills classen

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a kid who loves ass raming and big sex with african american males. He has been known to give it a jerk in school now and then. Along with that he likes little boys.

big homo

hahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahhahh
by the whole world June 7, 2003
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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"
"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004
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