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Cinderella Gift

A present or gift that is ment to improve quality or speed of chores.
Those sponges were such a Cinderella Gift.
by BrickWitti December 5, 2025
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Cinder's Law

A Law that dictates someone won't check your other social media accounts, until you tick them off and they decide to search for dirt on you.
"Hey dude, what'd you mean by this post?"

"That's completely unrelated to this argument, Ad Hominem AND Cinder's Law."
by loopdiz January 7, 2026
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crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008
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cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.
dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.
by zmizzell February 22, 2009
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Pantless Cinderella

A young, intoxicated woman found wearing skimpy clothing and is pursued by very sexually frustrated people.
"Yo, did you see what happened with Dean last night?"
"Yeah, I saw him run after some Pantless Cinderella wearing striped underwear. He was just looking for some lovin'."
by Laquisha Longcox April 3, 2010
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If Cinderella dies

If Cinderella dies

used to describe something impossible to happen since Fairy tale that written rarely have sad ending

see example 1

in addition it may used as act of envy by certain people to envy the persons that live in happiness and joy like fairy tale

see example 2
Example 1 : if Cinderella dies Mary the Bachelor may marry .

Example 2: if Cinderella dies I will be the happiest girl in the world and her husband will be mine .

Origins * : it comes from Cinderella's step mother and sisters

*if Cinderella dies you will only the ones who is for Prince Charming .
by Nishclopedias November 16, 2013
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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