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Choke the Vader

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
by PS2luvr April 26, 2009
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Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010
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Chike

A Chinese person employed by the Chinese Communist Party that was co-created by Jews.
Timmy: "Fox News said the CCP is running the Biden administration!"
Billy: "Chikes don't run the Biden administration, Jews do. Although I understand your confusion."
Timmy: "Anti-semite!"
by ricky-retardo July 10, 2021
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Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
by Superman V2 April 21, 2014
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Ohio State Chokeyes

A nickname for Ohio State because they do well in the regular season, but get raped in BCS Bowl Games.
Jim: Damn, Ohio State lost another BCS Bowl Game.

Dan: Jim what did I tell you, that's why they're called the Ohio State Chokeyes.
by overall good guy May 2, 2010
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chube

A-"Then the guy got kicked in the balls"
B-"I like to swing dingleberries"
A-"Man, that was chube"
by fiend June 27, 2003
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mudpie choke out

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.
I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
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