The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
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A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
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-George Takei
-George Takei
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I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
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