Burrito

A hoe who is like a one of those mega burritos at tacobell with all the cheese and meat and greasy goodness and the stages of such a woman are so- you see the burrito and ur like aww man that looks amazong -then ur like man this is SO good- then ur like hmm its gettin kinda hard to eat- and then u go man that was good burrito- and finally a few hours later your sitting over the toilet with insane diareaa and projectile vomiting praying for the pain to stop or for god to kill you

-Dude whats up with freddy?

-hes in the diharea stage of a burrito

by senorschnarfschnarf November 3, 2010

twisted burrito

eating a girl out while she's taking a shit

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!

by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011

leaky burrito

Is when you take a sloppy shit into one's vagina. And they squeeze their legs together

I gave Vanessa a leaky burrito last night. Now she won't talk to me.

by chritian bale June 17, 2015

Wet Burrito

The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part

"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"

by Thechef July 7, 2018

Sling her burrito

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012