Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
Get the Baked Brownemug. The sweetest, most delicious kind of sugar there is - only available from the lips of the one and only, the most gorgeous, beautiful girl in the world, H. Browne.
It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.
It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.
Ummmhhhmmmm, boy like him some Browne Sugar!
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I'm addicted to Browne sugar.
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Hey baby, come give me some of that Browne Sugar.
I'm addicted to Browne sugar.
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by BrowneSugarLover September 15, 2010
Get the Browne Sugarmug. Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.
by James Johnson May 26, 2006
Get the Dan Brownmug. People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and that's what makes them special, that's what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. It's the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and it's like it's reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and it's just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of.
When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.
Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.
Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
by Party Phil!!! December 23, 2011
Get the Brown Eyesmug. This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.
by Craig Lewis September 21, 2005
Get the Brown Breadmug. by WeFester September 10, 2009
Get the Newkie Brownmug. A human eye iris color often compared to the much more rare blue eye color as if it has some kind of self-image problem. despite the ridiculous and imagined second-best complex, brown eyes are still scientifically proven through the use of imaging software to be genuinely more attractive and trustworthy than blue eyes. Another myth about brown eyes is their correlation to chocolate. There is no such similarity, brown eyes are much more like honey, maple syrup, or liqueur in their translucently solid and light reflecting qualities.
The girl with the brown eyes glanced at him for only a second but still won over his heart, causing him to break up with the blue eyed girl the very next day.
by Magnetism March 21, 2013
Get the Brown Eyesmug.