Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.

Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.

by a j a x March 15, 2017

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 23, 2017

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 21, 2017

poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.

Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?

by HDCatnip May 14, 2018