2 definitions by a j a x
A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
A juvenile, blustery copout based on a mix of cynicism and amnesia, but delivered ineffectively, with gratuitous use of the words "like, dude," thus discrediting the intended denial.
Hey, Tommy, I know you did it. What was your take when you guys hawked your mom's jewelry?"
"What man? Dude, like what do you know about stuff that happened two and a half years ago?"
Yeah right, pull a vietor! I don't believe you.
"What man? Dude, like what do you know about stuff that happened two and a half years ago?"
Yeah right, pull a vietor! I don't believe you.
by a j a x February 20, 2017