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Brady Haines

She’s the type of girl who clutches a Bible like it’s a designer bag, but the only commandment she follows is ‘Thou shalt love thyself — obsessively.’ Her idea of faith is posting inspirational quotes between and pity posts. Underneath the fake saint routine, she’s soft af — the kind of coward who’d run from her own shadow and then brag about how brave she is. Even her reflection rolls its eyes when she looks in the mirror.
by Tinkiebellie September 26, 2025
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Brady

Brady is that boy that really isn't like everyone else, he's funny, caring and non judgemental, Brady is the boy that doesn't care to be like everyone else, when you first meet a Brady he will talk and joke like he's known you forever, Brady may not be the hottest guy but he has a big heart that makes up for it, Brady tries to treat and respect everyone as equals, you can tell him literally anything without fear of judgement and he will accept you for who you are, If you have a Brady in your life then you are lucky and you need to keep him around
Oh yes I love Brady it's like I can tell him everything and he accepts me for who I am.
by AnonymousUser4221421 February 1, 2022
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Matthew brady

by God himslef November 23, 2021
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Brady

A tall red head with a small dick. He usually hits on every girl that comes his way, but to no avail.
Eew, it’s Brady. I heard he has a small dick.
by User1037751 August 25, 2022
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Brady Creamer

6.
I got a brady creamer after me
by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024
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Brady

A slimeball queer. He loves gargling cock and balls. He is a micro penis covered in smegma. He has never done anything worthwhile in his life and will die ALONE. He has no upper or lower body strength. Brady is a guy who likes to have sex with animals and sometimes little kids. Brady is insanely easy to beat up. Brady is insanely racist. He is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and tortures minorities whenever he can.

Let's all beat Brady to death and cum and shit on his body!!!!
"Fuck Brady, lets go to his house and beat the shit out of him and stomp his dog to death"
"Brady smells like dick cheese bro"
"Brady has 0 bitches"

"Lets rape Brady"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 May 6, 2025
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The Brady lean

When you're falling out on a blue AKA Fentanyl and you lean forward to the left as you're falling out it's a beautiful dance
Hey look at that guy over there doing the Brady lean
by 420 trailer park swag June 30, 2022
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