Rob someone blind

To steal from someone without them noticing

If you break into someone’s house and steal money you find in their house that belongs to them, congratulations! You had to rob someone blind

Rob someone blind by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

stars are blind

a song sung by Paris Hilton originally written by someone else ,cool to some people hated by most.

i saw paris in concert she sang that stupid song stars are blind that was so not hot.

*punches paris in the face* " sing it again, sing that stupid fricking song again paris i fricking dare ya"

stars are blind by fuuon September 9, 2006

Reverse Blind Tea Bag 

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

Reverse Blind Tea Bag by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

The blind fury 

Right after a girl is done going down on you, you quickly blow your load in her eyes while ripping ass in her face.

Man, that bitch pissed billy off, so he decided to giver her the old blind fury.

The blind fury by Chow-yung-phat January 22, 2003

beer googles blind 

A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty

See also beer goggles

"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"

beer googles blind by anapplemacphreak November 13, 2004

Pussy Blind 

When a woman is so fat, that you've got to open her blinds up.
To have a woman rule your life.

Man she had a massive pussy blind.

Pussy Blind by superostia November 12, 2003

brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

brown eye blind by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010