Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

Blarret

A cute lil blue ferret with 3 mouthes

Yooreek: Hey meebkin
Meebkin: what?
Yooreek: Blarret keeps eating your kids
Blarret: *cutely munching*
Meebkin: BLARRET!!!!!!!!!

by eRmA gUrDy December 29, 2025

Gats blaring

to run into a shootout firing like crazy in all directions.

Bro 1: "hey bro remember last night on Xbox Live when you ran into that room gats blaring and killed everyone"

Bro 2: "ya man that was freakin' sweet!"

by THEMAN123 February 24, 2009

Gats Blaring

To rapidly fire weapons in all directions with no regard for the safety of others. Also see spray and pray.

Bro 1: He dude remember last night on Xbox live when you went into that room gats blaring and killed all those Nazi's?

Bro 2: Ya dude that was freakin' sweet

by Maxter723 December 16, 2008

flargilty blarg

terrible , awful , dumb-stupid things .

also to do the sex

carl could not stand his mutton chops anymore ,stating that they were a bunch of flargilty blarg just before shaving them off

Karen wanted to flargilty blarg so we did and it was just ok .

by nairb nerraw August 29, 2011

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021