Blarget

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.
Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!
by NardNardler August 24, 2021
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Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.
Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!
by NardNardler August 24, 2021
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