Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Blarget

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.

Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021