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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket
by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
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Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"
by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019
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Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.
"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"
by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014
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Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket
by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016
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Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024
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pigs in a blanket

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
Oh man, last night Susan sucked my toes pigs in a blanket style.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022
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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015
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