Blanket

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.

I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!

by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020

Pigs in a blanket

Undercover cops

Slow down bro, there's pigs in a blanket in this hood

by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Blanket Talk

The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room

Hey did u hear what She said about me last night

Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.

*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."

by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017