Bagel Bitch

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.

Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.

by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

babel

buddy, pal, friend

When are we going on our road trip, babel?

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Pizza bagel

A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian

"dude" you are such a pizza bagel

by Big Libb January 18, 2008

bagel

v. when you violently attack someone with bagel to the face... or head area. it's even better if the person falls over. it's usually only necessary if the other person is being complete tool.

"that guy totally took the last crossain'wich... he's totally getting bageled."

by Amy M. W. October 8, 2007

Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

Mexican Bagel

A raunchy, yet highly addictive sex position. Inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.

I finally scored a date with Cassie tonight. She's definitely getting a Mexican Bagel!

I can't wait to give Franny a Mexican Bagel tonight. Oooh yeah!

by Cha-Cha-Chauncey April 2, 2009

Bæld

A mouse that is suffering from being taped too often in the past. When she cuts loose from the tape she still acts as if she is taped.

Very common for Icelandic mice, they are always very Bæld

by hannes hannes hannesson October 3, 2008