banorexic

Noun, meaning anorexic and bulimic.

"Hey Qwanisha, what are you doing?"
"I'm being banorexic. I haven't eaten in 6 days and drank water in ever... I drank some water today, now I must go puke."
"LAWLS, yerrafatass."

by n1gg4h471n July 1, 2008

bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

bacorny

something or someone that is really wack; awful or foul

That show was so BACORNY, the rappers had no lyrical skills at all.

by Kenny Liimatta April 17, 2003

baord

An organisation, body or person , that due to loop holes in the

laws of the land or its commercial sector/industry , is above

normal regulation that is applied to similar organisations.

Readers will note baord is very similar to Board - meaning a

group of people managing an authority/company or public
utility.

This is important since these structures are part of an established
framework and one never expects that the legislators can have
missed out including legislation to cover ALL factors, all in a

particular industry or sector.

One expects Hospitals to be controlled by a regulator, like most
industries. However here in U.K. - TRUST hospitals are NOT !!

According to 'MONITOR ' - that sector's governing body.

TRUST boards are not regulated in a manner, as almost any other
commercial or similar body. Especially senior management & board
directors. Trust hospitals are 'baord' - a law unto themselves.

Readers will declare , but what about the current enforcements so
wildly reported on. This is appertaining to patient care plus little
action on management failings. usually they chose to 'fall on their
swords!'

Non Trust hosptals are governed & monitored on a separate system.
Liken to virtually all other 'industries!'

Whilst TRUST hospitals are cited here, one must expect other

'industries' where 'baord' is present.

by SamWoe November 26, 2013

baton de douche

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

by will March 1, 2004

bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

meat baton

A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.

Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?

by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003