Banter

A twat

Banter came along but he wasnt wanted because he is a twat

by razorragemode February 26, 2015

banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

button basher

a mobile phone or just some thing that you can call someone on, hell it could even be two cans on a piece of string

oi blud slap me the button basher!

by dunkster July 2, 2008

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012

arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)

Some one who is the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) who may be a retired pope who likes lots of cages in his cuboard
also tom james of monmoth boys school is the pope

FBI: Run children!
POPE TJ: Im coming children!
CHILD: ahh the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)!
POPE TJ: Get on the ground

by loltrainia November 4, 2011

curry basher

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.

Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005