Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.

Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?

by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009

baseball cap

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

That wanker in the baseball cap.

by redroar August 22, 2004

Hamas base

Anything that Israel hits with a missile

World: Isreal what are you doing? You are bombing a school!

Israel: Don't worry, it's a Hamas base!

by Huggi May 21, 2021

Base Jumping

Committing suicide with a backpack on.

Oh, how'd he die? He went base jumping off of the bridge.

by motorboat 'em April 13, 2014

Base

1st Base: Kissing and above the waist touching
2nd Base: Touching below the waist (inc digital)
3rd Base: Mouth below the waist
4th Base: Going all the way
5th Base: Going all the way (Gays and fun heterosexuals)
6th Base: Going all the way in Kitkat Club

Person A: It's been four hours since I last got ramrailed!
Person B: What?! You went to 5th base an hour ago!
A: Oh yeah. But only 6th base really counts.
B: Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love.
A: Bring your tops and your bottoms, and I don't mean your bikinis.
All: Gorgeous.

by TrademarkKittySound August 27, 2018

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.

Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.

by thepreacher May 9, 2006

2 2 base

a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE

Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!

by Petro McDonald May 7, 2008