Hoppean Bar 

This is a dangerous variation of chocolate bars, which poses as the brand name "Knoppers" in the real world. The original Hoppean Bar is the Knoppers Peanut Bar. Chances of getting Hoppean Syndrome upon first consumption are dangerously high, not reccomended.
A charachteristic of the Hoppean Bar is it's immaculate taste, which lures the victims in. Each variety of the bar ranges in its taste and danger level, the original always being on top.

that guy just ate a hoppean bar. he might get hoppean syndrome....

Hoppean Bar by callmedjango June 16, 2023

Emergency chocolate bar 

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

Emergency chocolate bar by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

Punk Rock Cliff Bar 

A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.

Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.

Punk Rock Cliff Bar by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018

Jesus Health Bar 

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

Jesus Health Bar by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Butter Bar 

Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

Who's the new butter bar in charge?

Butter Bar by FinalEnemy November 9, 2005

daylight savings time bar hopping 

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

daylight savings time bar hopping by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

car to bar shoes 

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.

Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.

car to bar shoes by Seanasty February 1, 2007