Bapsly

When DeVries has been bad and Momma needs to do some beatin'.

Last night, after I left the seat up on the toilet, Momma got real Bapsly with me.

by Johnny Walker Double Black October 4, 2013

bapack

a backpack pernounced ba-pak because some bitches are to lazy to pernounce the CK in back.

my bapack is so heavy

by dopemonkey January 25, 2014

Baptist cup

An inconspicuous cup used to hide alcohol in a social setting.

He had to use a baptist cup at the church picnic.

by mkukltra August 9, 2015

bapchat

Sending pictures of your boobs via Snapchat. Similar to "fapchat"

I wanted Joe to come over to my place so I sent him a bapchat to entice him

by sweetenoughalready August 10, 2016

Baptist Sunday Lunch

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.

"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."

by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017

bapz

(South African-JHB) colloquialism)

verb
To have intercourse with someone.

Friend1: Yoh bra, check that chick there.
Friend 2: Ja bro, I'd definitely bapz her.

by Pseudonaught March 26, 2018

Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?

Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.

by creativeflame December 30, 2018