cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

one armed bandit

Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.

Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships

by mongoose1927 February 8, 2015

Bandit & Marley BkDr

Bandit and Marley are dogs - Siberian Huskies...

Siberian Huskies...are bred with the wonderful 'wolf'

by Debby White April 2, 2005

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

Back door bandit

A late night hook-up that you met on tinder (or any "dating" app) and you don't want your roommates to see them because they are well below your usual standards. So you sneak them in through the back door.

Hey Rob! We heard the back door bandit sneak in last night. How was she? Did this one have both legs?

by What is a pseudonym bro? September 14, 2016

Emo WheelChair Bandit

A Angry Very Ugly Teenager That Believes in Cutting Satan and Fears the Sun and Wears a Shit Ton of Eye Shadow and Happens to be Crippled Most of them Skip School and never do anything but cry.

Hunter Bailey is a Angry Emo Wheelchair Bandit

by Risk Shaq January 19, 2012