blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 01, 2025

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by September 10, 2020

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 03, 2021

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by May 28, 2022

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 14, 2022

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019