by Nigger#13 February 10, 2017
the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?
Girl2: Austin Porter
Girl2: Austin Porter
by tiffanigger October 30, 2018
Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?
by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 07, 2019
by big daddy chad June 18, 2022
Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 08, 2021