Andres wallis

cocky dude with a massive unibrow and dinosuar boy. only gets b*tches that are blind

damn bro andres wallis overrated as hell

by andreswallishater69 June 3, 2022

Andres

Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.

Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

andre

he is the type of person who makes even the smallest moments feel like poetry. he has an irresistible charm, a smile that could fight against the sun's beam, and a way of seeing the world that makes you believe in something that seemed impossible. he is telesa's boyfriend and husband forever and ever

andre looks so cute on every little thing he does, i hope he realizes that.

by chalap January 27, 2025

Andre

A man with a hadonkadonk of a schlong and a great personality. Always caring and loving.

That guy is such a chad! He must be Andre!

by bigddre November 22, 2021

Andres

Tall and slim, Andres has an excellent sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye.

His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.

A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.

Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.

He's my best friend, he's such an Andres.

Look at those eyes, he must be an Andres

by Jamcar August 18, 2017

Andre

Andre, The tall Portuguese guy. Who’s very nice sexy and Handsome that the second you see him you’ll start creaming. He’s also very good at sports and would be the best boyfriend football is his favourite sport. He has all the Pace, height, and skills but has ZERO finishing.
If you meet an Andre he’s a keeper. He’ll love you with his whole heart.

OMG LOOK ITS BIG SEXY ANDRE

by Awesome Claw November 21, 2021

andre

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.

fuck! almost ran into an andre there

by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019