Hes a sexy Young Boy Who Knows How To Love a Woman How she is , he wants the best To be the perfect man
The Perfect man Andre
by Killerhero07 January 2, 2017
Get the Andremug. Andre is one of the most funniest guys you will ever meet! He’s so laidback, quiet until you fuck around and find out! He’s a beast! His Good Looking Attributes Makes him Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls/guys fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed will make you fall in love with him. Andre also has the gift of gab, he could steal ya woman or man if he want them. He will talk anybody out of their pants! He’s talented , down to earth, talkative and wise. You can catch Andre mostly as the gym lifting weights, eating pizza or playing video games.
by Funny shit112 November 23, 2021
Get the Andremug. Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.
Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
by Johnnycash15 October 12, 2020
Get the Andresmug. A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
Get the Andremug. He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
Get the Andresmug. they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
Get the Andre or Allanmug. A professional skateboarder. In addition to skating, are skilled at playing with Tech Decks and known for using their finger power on all seven of their girlfriends. They listen to Green Day while shredding 20 stair handrails. Also known for having a big cock.
by barcodebangs November 21, 2021
Get the Andremug.