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Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.
"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
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Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
by DesertLord June 23, 2012
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drunk souls

drunk souls is when ever you are playing darksouls and taking shots when ever you die
i am going to play some drunk souls later tonight with some friends
by rogulus December 31, 2015
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drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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drunk jessy

One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:

1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.

2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)

3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"

4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.

If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.

Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.

Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
by Kay Cee September 17, 2008
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Gas-drunk

When you or your gets absolutely plastered and have no recollection of what happened last night.
Did he/she get Gas-drunk last night?
man.... he/she was absolutely Gas-drunk at the party!
by ChessMaster4000 October 9, 2021
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Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.
Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.
by Cheris May 3, 2006
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