when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!
by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009
Get the zombie dickmug. Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013
Get the Facebook zombiemug. Someone who actually believes in zombies and actively seeks to protect themselves from an assumed zombie apocalypse.
by stepdadjeff January 2, 2012
Get the Zombie Fagmug. Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.
Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013
Get the Dick Zombiemug. One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.
(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.
(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.
(Gabe) Fuck you both.
(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.
(Gabe) Fuck you both.
by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010
Get the Vodka Zombiemug. A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.
Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"
by Troe April 19, 2010
Get the Clunge Zombiemug. A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!
Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."
by Nascarking24 February 23, 2015
Get the Zombie Liemug.