shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

mason

epic rizzler confirmed real

mason i know youre reading this >:3

by bazingaitslivs July 12, 2024

mason

a mason is the sweetest cutest person you'll meet he'll make you laugh when your sad overall he'll just be your bsf

mason is a good friend

by brooktyn February 15, 2023

mason vandyke’d

to get/ or be taken advantage of sexually against your own will.

last weekend was horrible, i got mason vandyke’d at that party.

by bumzee lover May 9, 2024