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Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.
“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.
by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024
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drop yo dot

Java : I want to see you John

John : alright drop yo dot.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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choccy dot

"Show us your choccy dot!"

"Nice choccy dot darl."
by Carl Shartzy June 9, 2019
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ass ass dookie dot

When something sucks.

Or

When something is hard and you don't want to do it, but it is still cool.
That math problem was ass ass dookie dot.
Climbing that mountain was ass ass dookie dot.
by that wont work November 14, 2023
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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Dot

Is an amazing name for strong body builders with clip ons.
by meno June 23, 2022
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