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I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.
boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"
by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011
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Idrk

Timmy- Why did you date him?
Elle- Idrk :/
by Brenna B May 5, 2008
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Idot

A joke used mostly by a famous Minecraft YouTuber named Skeppy and uses the word "idot" as a funny phrase to make fun of him self and others.
Shut you idot!
by EeGeOnline August 2, 2018
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idgas

omfg stfu n00b, idgas 'bout j00r pos gibz0n.
by Subliminal January 10, 2004
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religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.
"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.
by udusers1 August 22, 2011
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idgaf

listen man..idgaf about your girlfriends problems
by mfea March 9, 2008
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iDingo

somebody who gives out headjobs with no strings attacted, offers headjobs at inappropriate times. commonly used in central NSW.
billy: hey, im billy. what's your name?
iDingo: forget my name, want a headjob?

"man, this girl just came up to me last night asking if I wanted head, I was like hell yeah!"
"what an iDingo!"
by boycec October 31, 2009
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