Zaching

Verb: when a dude takes a complete 180 on his political views to get attention from a woman. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with.

Friend 1: bro, did you see Kyle talking to Karen about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water

by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019

Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018

Zach Collins

The absolute drip lord of the NBA

"Did you see Zach Collins' drip last night?"
"Yeah bro he's the drip lord"

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 22, 2021

Zach

Smart, sweet, caring, tall. He is everything you want in a guy! Be careful though, he's fragile. Treat him with respect!

Wow, Zach is such a chill guy.

by ArtisticGamer November 7, 2021

Zach Schoberl

An entity synonymous with the late Albert Einstein; a genius with intellectual capacity beyond that of human comprehension.

Yo too bad Stephen Hawking died, he was such a Zach Schoberl.

by FlaccidFeggis December 5, 2018

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022