Russian New Year

A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.

Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl

Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!

Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!

by Kamelyon January 13, 2011

Furry Bullying Year

On 2021, we can bully furries that like sex and they can't do anything!

Person: hey you perverted furry, fuck you!

Furry: cries, it's Furry Bullying Year, the worst year!

by test account so who knows December 17, 2020

seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008

Yearbook Bang

It starts by going through your old yearbook and identifying girls/guys that were hot and out of your league back then. Now that some time has passed and you've grown out of your acne phase you think you are back in their league, so seek them out for a relationship all the while trying to get in his/her pants just for Ol time's sake.

Holy shit you remember that girl Brittany that used to be hot in high school? I just ran into her in LA and yearbook banged her!!

I definitely want to yearbook bang Johnny, our old High school quarterback!

by TheBestEver137 March 18, 2010

Year Sevener

Kids in year 7 that just started highschool - normally very short and extremely annoying!

Those year seveners are pushing into the canteen line! Who do they think they are?

by espelette February 21, 2011

Year 9

Year 9 - A year where everyone looses their virginity. No one gives a f*ck about school until they have to choose their options, they say they care but all they do in lessons is waffle and go on their phones.

Joshua - ‘What was your best year?’

Ryan - ‘Defo year 9 mate’

by mataylor.1 January 31, 2020

New Year's Absolution

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009