I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

whant

When a situation takes a turn for the worse.

onomatopoeia Derived from the sound played on television when a person realizes he/she made a mistake or something bad is about to happen.

I had my girlfriend at my apartment and it was whant when my parents stopped by unexpectedly.

I got a flat tire on the way home, whant.

by Noner November 30, 2004

i want hard sex

when you want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut

by verypogchamp August 31, 2021

Do What I Want

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

Wraith

A Wraith is a paranormal being dating back to castle times. These beings are people that were not read their rites when they died. Examples are plague victims and people that suffered things much like plagues and other dangerous means of death. These beings can be 1 to many people combined into a walking/floating skeletal being. These beings are very dangerous and aren't a force to be reckoned with. They may guard areas and relics of importance, and may even be controlled (however they are very hard to tame, with them being people, or were). These beings let out loud whines and crys of what almost seems like pain (that may be due to multiple people bombarding the main skull with thoughts causing the beast to become distressed), and sorrow of not moving on to the afterlife. These creatures are featured in many games and movies (I.e. Slender Origins by BIGZUR).

Don't move! It's a Wraith!

by Parapsychologist February 14, 2015

i want head

when someone says i want head what they really mean is they want someone to genuinely care for them and stay up watching movies with them in a pillow fort and shit fr

joe “i want head”
deez “actual head or head”
joe” head… i just want someone to care”

by alexquex March 3, 2022

you want my foot?

The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.

Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*

by BBMC May 16, 2010