pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023

Green Wiener

Best bedwars player

Green Wiener is the best bedwars player.

by Green Wiener May 21, 2023

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023

Feminine Wiener

When a flamboyant man who likes to behave like a woman is rather popular around women.

That man is attracting all the women at the club. He must have a feminine wiener.

by YeeHaw1776 November 27, 2024

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024