an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background
“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022
Get the wilsonmug. Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
Get the Matthew Wilsonmug. Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
Get the Wide Faced Wilsonmug. by hreru8h May 24, 2024
Get the xavier wilsonmug. an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.
by Sexydimma February 26, 2015
Get the sinner Wilsonmug. The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her
by GameNight777 February 20, 2024
Get the The Wilsonmug. Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018
Get the Jack Joseph Wilsonmug.