whale gate

Rejecting unattractive people at the entrance to a party or event.

The last time I heard of anything like this was my roommate’s fraternity. They had “whale gates” at the door, and subjected many young women to horrifying humiliation. Apparently some bouncers don’t grow up.

by anon2923 February 24, 2009

jail-whale

An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.

"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."

by Ailurus January 21, 2010

Sperm Whale

A promiscuous, obese woman.

Jeremy bagged himself a Sperm Whale last night at Jared's party.

by NagathaChristie August 4, 2018

Whale Smile

It is an expression used to describe a woman's vagina. Because, whale, it looks like one.

Dude, I wish there was an emoticon for a whale smile.

by AimeeInTheYard December 5, 2011

Whale pussy

A woman who is so fat her pussy is the size of a whale’s

Dude I heard she’s so fat that she has whale pussy

by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018

Fail Whale

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

Whale rider

A man who gets drunk and loses all standards for women

I got way to fuckin drunk and hooked up with some fat ass bitches. Man i'm a whale rider

by poopyhairasswhole March 21, 2010