Weed-scream

A weed scream is when you are on the phone with your parents or someone else important, and your friends all scream "Pass the weed!!!!" as a joke.

my friends did it ( a weed-scream) the other day,I got a talkin'-to.

by proweedscreamer March 21, 2010

Weed Slut

(Noun) 1. See first definition. 2. A woman who is willing to sleep with a person that they know has large amounts of marijuana.

Person A: That bitch last night let me get all kinds of unbiblical on her ass.

Person B: Yeah, that bitch was all down after she saw your QP. Having some weight always gets them weed sluts soppin'.

by Miller Andrew October 28, 2013

weed head

Some one who can't live without weed.

"Damn he is such a weed head!!"

by julesthapit February 19, 2006

Laws of Weed

The laws of weed happens

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.

by eL racK November 11, 2007

Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

Weed Carrier

a weed carrier can also be a rapper who has become famous because of their boss

for example, G-Unit is 50 cents weed carriers

by KG April 17, 2005

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014